Landscaper After Syrupy Sexcapade

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  • bandersnatch45
    Senior Member
    • Monday, April 9, 2018
    • 1204

    #1

    Landscaper After Syrupy Sexcapade

    Consider this the International House of Mistakes.

    A landscaper smeared himself in maple syrup during a break while working at a Connecticut home to watch porn and then secretly recorded himself having sex with a female co-worker when she joined in on the sticky scene, according to a report.

    Consider this the International House of Mistakes. A landscaper smeared himself in maple syrup during a break while working at a Connecticut home to watch porn and then secretly recorded himself ha…


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  • Gingersnap
    Resident stylistic consultant
    • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
    • 24058

    #2
    I hope the homeowner slaps him with a civil suit. Can you imagine cleaning that mess up?
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    • Norm dePlume
      Err foil
      • Tuesday, October 22, 2013
      • 14904

      #3
      This reads like a home invasion shooting.
      Enjoy.

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      • Tom Servo
        Area Man
        • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
        • 5898

        #4
        The most shocking thing about this story?

        That it did not take place in Florida!
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        • Norm dePlume
          Err foil
          • Tuesday, October 22, 2013
          • 14904

          #5
          Originally posted by Tom Servo View Post
          The most shocking thing about this story?

          That it did not take place in Florida!
          The chick is turned on by Maple syrup. I figure she's Canadian.
          Enjoy.

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