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  • Gingersnap
    Resident stylistic consultant
    • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
    • 24058

    #1

    Stop telling your co-workers to ‘think outside the box’

    Stop telling your co-workers to ‘think outside the box’
    By SWNS April 25, 2018 | 11:46am | Updated

    Ever caught yourself “giving it 110 percent” or “thinking outside the box”? You might be making your co-workers cringe.

    New research suggests that seven in 10 American workers are guilty of using the most cringe-worthy phrases at the office — with “give it 110 percent” the leading offender.

    The study, conducted by OnePoll in conjunction with Jive Communications, looked at the communication behaviors of 2,000 American workers and compiled the 40 most irritating office phrases.

    And if you have ever “hammered it out,” or “thought outside the box,” then you probably had many a co-worker roll their eyes after having a conversation with you.

    Ever stood at the water cooler and stumbled into a conversation between two co-workers? Then you’ve probably heard some utterly bilious phrases like, “Let’s ballpark this,” and “Run this up the flagpole.”

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    What about “synergy”? Ranked at 13, this is a phrase that many people at the office can’t stand to hear.

    While we’ve all gone “back to the drawing board,” 27 percent of American workers can’t help but shut down and stop listening when anyone feels the need to use such cringe-inspiring phrases at the office.

    We’ve all been there — whether we were the ones cringing and rolling our eyes or actually using these phrases. According to 72 percent of American workers, these annoying words and phrases are used out of habit.

    However, that doesn’t mean there aren’t token office jokesters who use annoying phrases at work to test their co-workers. In fact, 29 percent of workers use these phrases for this exact purpose and 22 percent use them for assimilation purposes.

    John Pope, senior vice president of Jive, said, “We’ve all been guilty of using these phrases, whether out of habit or not. While many of these phrases are helpful in conveying a message, I think this study will open a lot of people’s eyes. It will help many of us think twice about overusing phrases in the office, as well as the best way to communicate with or motivate those we work with.”

    However, while many people are cringing at the office on a daily basis, six in 10 Americans can’t even understand some of the irksome phrases they hear.
    I dabble on the side consulting. "Round-tabling" is one I hear a lot.

    NYP
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."
  • Gingersnap
    Resident stylistic consultant
    • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
    • 24058

    #2
    Oh, and "unpack".

    We don't even have carry-on luggage at these meetings but we need to "unpack" a bunch of stuff.

    Explain basic concepts pretty much covers it.
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    • Gingersnap
      Resident stylistic consultant
      • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
      • 24058

      #3
      Pretty much the best explanation of this musically:



      Love the whiteboard.
      "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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      • Celeste Chalfonte
        apostate
        • Saturday, October 5, 2013
        • 27897

        #4
        Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
        I dabble on the side consulting. "Round-tabling" is one I hear a lot.

        NYP
        Just got hit with that one for the first time, by an adjuster-geek.

        At a settlement conference, opposing counsel kept rounding everything up by a couple of thousand dollars, and then said his demand was "ballpark." I said, "I'm not buying a ballpark. I'm settling benefits that have fixed values. In this instance, $8132, not "around $10K."

        ETA: I despised "think outside the box" before it ever had time to become trite. What's wrong with "Be creative," or "Let's try a different approach"?
        Last edited by Celeste Chalfonte; Wednesday, April 25, 2018, 11:00 PM.
        "Since the historic ruling, the Lovings have become icons for equality. Mildred released a statement on the 40th anniversary of the ruling in 2007: 'I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, Black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about.'." - Mildred Loving (Loving v. Virginia)

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        • Gingersnap
          Resident stylistic consultant
          • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
          • 24058

          #5
          Every job has some amount of jargon that vaguely makes sense to insiders but a lot of business-speak is just laziness.

          You exist to make money - that's your corporate "vision".

          Your "mission" is making money. See above.

          You have a business plan. You don't need to call it a "sustainable integrative forward-looking strategy".

          You don't need to "reach out to community thought-leaders". That's why your Marketing division exists.

          The list goes on and on.
          "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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          • gary m
            Reprobate
            • Wednesday, October 2, 2013
            • 8016

            #6
            At the end of the day we need to circle the wagons around our core competencies.

            Using the dashboard as our touchpoint, we're asking everyone to rally round the flag at the next team building event where we will present our blockpoint leading to our path to success.

            This will require critical thinking leveraging our MES deliverables with our business partners promoting cost reduction incentives and initiatives that will bring us to the forefront of world class recognition.

            Now get out there and show them what we're made of. Those burgers won't flip themselves.

            Yeah, I've been in that discussion.
            We are so fucked.

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            • Gingersnap
              Resident stylistic consultant
              • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
              • 24058

              #7
              Originally posted by gary m View Post
              At the end of the day we need to circle the wagons around our core competencies.

              Using the dashboard as our touchpoint, we're asking everyone to rally round the flag at the next team building event where we will present our blockpoint leading to our path to success.

              This will require critical thinking leveraging our MES deliverables with our business partners promoting cost reduction incentives and initiatives that will bring us to the forefront of world class recognition.

              Now get out there and show them what we're made of. Those burgers won't flip themselves.

              Yeah, I've been in that discussion.
              "Touchpoint" I forgot about that one.

              *cries*
              Last edited by Gingersnap; Thursday, April 26, 2018, 8:49 PM.
              "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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              • Gingersnap
                Resident stylistic consultant
                • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                • 24058

                #8
                Everything is "strategic".

                No, it isn't. In fact, virtually nothing you've proposed in this meeting will last longer than 15 minutes. It's not strategic, it's not even tactical. It is kind of annoying. Annoying is not a business strategy.

                Your thing isn't 'bleeding edge'. You read that in Bloomberg 2 years ago.

                We don't have a 'wheelhouse'. You don't. The nearest you've been to a boat is looking at Princess Cruises on Priceline.

                We do not have 'moving parts'. This business is not composed of electrified Legos.

                We do not have an 'ecosystem'. We have procedures and objectives. Ducks have ecosystems. Could work either way now that I think of it.

                We do not 'drill down'. Frankly, we analyze that stuff. We only drill if money is involved. A lot of money.
                "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                • scott
                  Go-to Guru
                  • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                  • 15799

                  #9
                  You folks are amateurs.

                  We need a paradigm shift so that we can get back to our roots and forge a path forward. That way everyone with skin in the game will realize our true core and want to jump into the rocket. Only then will we realize what it takes as a team to be on our true trajectory. So who wants to be on the winning team? Let's have a dialogue and make a difference. We'll have some breakout sessions to listen to concerns and then circle back to the master plan. Everyone has a voice.
                  "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
                  -John Locke

                  "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
                  -Newman

                  "Grievance groups are playing King of the Hill."
                  -Newman

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                  • Gingersnap
                    Resident stylistic consultant
                    • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                    • 24058

                    #10
                    Originally posted by scott View Post
                    You folks are amateurs.

                    We need a paradigm shift so that we can get back to our roots and forge a path forward. That way everyone with skin in the game will realize our true core and want to jump into the rocket. Only then will we realize what it takes as a team to be on our true trajectory. So who wants to be on the winning team? Let's have a dialogue and make a difference. We'll have some breakout sessions to listen to concerns and then circle back to the master plan. Everyone has a voice.
                    Dude, you win. You used 'skin in' and 'core' in the same sentence and it totally looked like something I'd see in a handout or email.

                    I am 100% terrified you'll somehow make me go into a 'huddle room' and possibly 'reach out' to something after we have integrated our 'core values' and validated our base.

                    You didn't mention 'the cloud' and how we all have to do something immediately about it. We also need to blockchain stuff.

                    Just an oversight on your part.

                    I blockchained the dog a few hours ago. It was a 'critical mission' related to...well, nothing really aside from him just being annoying but I did maximize his potential and probably over-potentialized his long-term give-back.

                    I'm so depressed that I actually know all this stuff.

                    Say, maybe we can touch base and......
                    Last edited by Gingersnap; Thursday, April 26, 2018, 10:23 PM.
                    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                    • Celeste Chalfonte
                      apostate
                      • Saturday, October 5, 2013
                      • 27897

                      #11
                      Originally posted by scott View Post
                      You folks are amateurs.

                      We need a paradigm shift so that we can get back to our roots and forge a path forward. That way everyone with skin in the game will realize our true core and want to jump into the rocket. Only then will we realize what it takes as a team to be on our true trajectory. So who wants to be on the winning team? Let's have a dialogue and make a difference. We'll have some breakout sessions to listen to concerns and then circle back to the master plan. Everyone has a voice.
                      You're scary!
                      "Since the historic ruling, the Lovings have become icons for equality. Mildred released a statement on the 40th anniversary of the ruling in 2007: 'I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, Black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about.'." - Mildred Loving (Loving v. Virginia)

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                      • scott
                        Go-to Guru
                        • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                        • 15799

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                        Dude, you win. You used 'skin in' and 'core' in the same sentence and it totally looked like something I'd see in a handout or email.


                        Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                        I am 100% terrified you'll somehow make me go into a 'huddle room' and possibly 'reach out' to something after we have integrated our 'core values' and validated our base.

                        You didn't mention 'the cloud' and how we all have to do something immediately about it. We also need to blockchain stuff.

                        Just an oversight on your part.
                        HA!

                        Ok, that was good.

                        Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                        I blockchained the dog a few hours ago. It was a 'critical mission' related to...well, nothing really aside from him just being annoying but I did maximize his potential and probably over-potentialized his long-term give-back.

                        I'm so depressed that I actually know all this stuff.

                        Say, maybe we can touch base and......
                        You've obviously dealt with more people on the sales side of science than I have. Wow, you sound exactly like some idiot I talked to today trying to use colorful meaningless language to sell me a data hosting product.

                        Yes, blockchain appears to be the new buzzword.
                        "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
                        -John Locke

                        "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
                        -Newman

                        "Grievance groups are playing King of the Hill."
                        -Newman

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                        • scott
                          Go-to Guru
                          • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                          • 15799

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Celeste Chalfonte View Post
                          You're scary!
                          Yeah, it's a talent that does nothing but amuse others. Ha ha.
                          "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
                          -John Locke

                          "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
                          -Newman

                          "Grievance groups are playing King of the Hill."
                          -Newman

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                          • bandersnatch45
                            Senior Member
                            • Monday, April 9, 2018
                            • 1204

                            #14
                            Is synergy still a thing?
                            I am the cat who walks by himself. And all places are alike to me.

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                            • Adam
                              The way to a woman's heart is through her taste buds.
                              • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                              • 16885

                              #15
                              Never in my life before now have I wanted so badly to actually go on a shooting spree....
                              It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                              In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                              Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                              Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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