If you could be the opposite sex for 24 hours...

[Frostbit]

...what is it you would most want to do?

This question was on the radio this morning and one woman's answer had me howling. I'll tell you what it is after I see your responses.

[scott]

...what is it you would most want to do?

This question was on the radio this morning and one woman's answer had me howling. I'll tell you what it is after I see your responses.

Sell insurance of course.

[Gramps]

24 hours?

I think I could be up by several thousand in that time frame

[Frostbit]

The two classics on the radio show were both women responding.

1) While I was a man for 24 hours I would donate my sperm then go back the next day and impregnate myself and have the perfect child.

2) While I was a man I would drink as much water as I could and pee wherever I wanted when ever I wanted.


Sensing some penis envy?


One guy's response was....

I would go out to a bar and get picked up and stay with him all night then watch his face when he woke up with a man in his bed.

[Gingersnap]

Since snow has all melted - I got nothin' here.

[Celeste Chalfonte]

The only thing I can think of is drive all day without having to find a rest stop.

Now, if I could have one male trait to KEEP, it would be the higher metabolic rate. But I don't want the hormones that go with it. Just the metabolism.

[Adam]

That's easy. Assuming I were female, I would be utterly fascinated with my own boobs and I would spend every minute fooling with them.

[Celeste Chalfonte]

That's easy. Assuming I were female, I would be utterly fascinated with my own boobs and I would spend every minute fooling with them.

I think the idea is that you would also have a female brain. In which case, I rather doubt you would spend 24 hours playing with your boobs.

[Novaheart]

Marry a rich geezer with a pre-nup that says I get $10M if for any reason I cease to be a female.

[Celeste Chalfonte]

Marry a rich geezer with a pre-nup that says I get $10M if for any reason I cease to be a female.

You're so twisted. I like that about you.

[RobJohnson]

Marry a rich geezer with a pre-nup that says I get $10M if for any reason I cease to be a female.

Hell yes.

[Tom Servo]

I think the idea is that you would also have a female brain. In which case, I rather doubt you would spend 24 hours playing with your boobs.

A woman would twirl her hair. Why? Because she doesn't have balls to scratch.



I suppose if I were a woman for 24 hours, I'd find a good looking straight man to bed. Even an ugly woman can get sex because men are horn-dogs. Gay men are too picky to hook up with a rando who isn't a 10.

[Lanie]

Sell insurance of course.

You might get a few more sales with boobs.