Fisherman is killed by crocodile that bites off his penis in Zimbabwe

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  • Frostbit
    But only once
    • Wednesday, October 2, 2013
    • 22330
    #1

    Fisherman is killed by crocodile that bites off his penis in Zimbabwe

    Fisherman is killed by crocodile that bites off his penis in Zimbabwe

    Words of wisdom at the end of the article.

    Inspector Mwanza warned fishermen and others to stay away from waters where crocodiles are known to lurk.
    That would be every water mass larger than a mud puddle.
    If it pays, it stays
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    • Tom Servo
      Area Man
      • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
      • 5898
      #2
      I find it hard to believe this wasn't Florida.
      “Any sufficiently advanced capitalism is indistinguishable from rent seeking.” ~ =j

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        • Celeste Chalfonte
          apostate
          • Saturday, October 5, 2013
          • 27897
          #3
          Originally posted by Tom Servo View Post
          I find it hard to believe this wasn't Florida.
          If it had been an alligator, so would I.
          "Since the historic ruling, the Lovings have become icons for equality. Mildred released a statement on the 40th anniversary of the ruling in 2007: 'I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, Black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about.'." - Mildred Loving (Loving v. Virginia)

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            • Lanie
              Finally have my self respect.
              • Wednesday, October 2, 2013
              • 4829
              #4
              I am a bad person for laughing in my head.

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                • Lady Marva
                  Senior Member
                  • Wednesday, June 17, 2015
                  • 13321
                  #5
                  Did this guy not have any clothes on?

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                    • scott
                      Go-to Guru
                      • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                      • 15799
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Lady Marva View Post
                      Did this guy not have any clothes on?
                      Probably taking a piss.
                      "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
                      -John Locke

                      "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
                      -Newman

                      "Grievance groups are playing King of the Hill."
                      -Newman

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                        • gary m
                          Reprobate
                          • Wednesday, October 2, 2013
                          • 8016
                          #7
                          Originally posted by scott View Post
                          Probably taking a piss.
                          Or leaving one.
                          We are so fucked.

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                            • Adam
                              The way to a woman's heart is through her taste buds.
                              • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                              • 16885
                              #8
                              Originally posted by scott View Post
                              Probably taking a piss.
                              Just what I was thinking: stood up in the boat to take a leak and then BAM! A freaking crocodile latches onto his junk.

                              Well, that'll learn ya to not piss in the river.
                              It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                              In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                              Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                              Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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                                • Lady Marva
                                  Senior Member
                                  • Wednesday, June 17, 2015
                                  • 13321
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Adam View Post
                                  Just what I was thinking: stood up in the boat to take a leak and then BAM! A freaking crocodile latches onto his junk.

                                  Well, that'll learn ya to not piss in the river.
                                  Thanks. That explains it. Myself thinks.

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                                    • Gingersnap
                                      Resident stylistic consultant
                                      • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                                      • 24058
                                      #10
                                      The big issue with men/boys whipping it out and letting it fly out here are electric fences.

                                      Don't do that. It won't kill you but for a minute or two, you'll wish it did. Or so one my brothers claimed.
                                      "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                                        • Adam
                                          The way to a woman's heart is through her taste buds.
                                          • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                                          • 16885
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                                          The big issue with men/boys whipping it out and letting it fly out here are electric fences.

                                          Don't do that. It won't kill you but for a minute or two, you'll wish it did. Or so one my brothers claimed.
                                          Neighbors had an electric fence when they still kept horses. I made the mistake of touching it once, not with a stream of urine. I definitely wouldn't want to experience the latter.

                                          Then again, the great Barry Corbin probably said it best in War Games: "I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good."
                                          It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                                          In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                                          Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                                          Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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                                            • Gingersnap
                                              Resident stylistic consultant
                                              • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
                                              • 24058
                                              #12
                                              Never having (or wanting) the male apparatus to do that, I have inadvertently grabbed the "wrong" wire with a sweaty hand and leather boots.

                                              Don't do that.

                                              It's not lethal by any means but it's not pleasant, either.
                                              "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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