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  • Adam
    The way to a woman's heart is through her taste buds.
    • Tuesday, October 1, 2013
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    There has never been a more Alabama headline than this....




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    An Alabama man who was wanted for multiple crimes committed hours after being released from jail was found sleeping in a pile of chicken fingers, other snacks and methamphetamine, according to local police.

    Matthew Williamson, 37, was initially released from the Jefferson County Jail in relation to breaking into a vehicle and stealing property hours prior on September 17, the Pleasant Grove Department of Public Safety announced on its Facebook page.

    Williamson then reportedly went to Hueytown and stole a car less than two hours after being released from jail.

    [....]

    Police found Williamson the next morning sleeping in the facility's press box surrounded by piles of chicken fingers, chips, candy and methamphetamine and admitted to committing the burglaries and car theft once he made contact with police.
    That actually beats "hold muh beer."
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    • bandersnatch45
      Senior Member
      • Monday, April 9, 2018
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      Pleasant Grove has really gone down hill it used to just be drunks and race car drivers. Now, meth fiends.

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        • Newman
          Behind the Iron Curtain
          • Friday, November 1, 2013
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