LOL! Preshus snowflake SJWs pwn3d at their own game.

[Adam]

So there's this:

University of Michigan Professors Will Face Disciplinary Action for Ignoring ‘Preferred Pronouns’

The University of Michigan yesterday unveiled a new webpage that allows students to choose their preferred pronouns, including “they” and “ze.”

Preferred pronouns will appear on class rosters, and if professors accidentally use the wrong pronoun, “you can acknowledge that you made a mistake and use the correct pronoun next time,” said the university’s provost and vice president for student life in a campus-wide email announcement. It also called using preferred pronouns “one of the most basic ways to show your respect for their identity and to cultivate an environment that respects all gender identities.”

A university spokesman tells Heat Street, “If there were a persistent pattern of ignoring a student’s preference, we would address that as a performance matter.”

The new Wolverine Access page allows students to add, change, or delete preferred pronouns, which will be shared only with “those who have a legitimate education interest in the information,” the new webpage says. Students who don’t specify a preferred pronoun won’t have one listed, the university said.

And then there's this:

On Tuesday, top administrators at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor announced a new campus-wide policy that allows students to select their own “designated personal pronoun,” informing the campus community they are expected to adhere to those preferences.

[....]

The university defines a designated personal pronoun as “a pronoun an individual chooses to identify with and expects others to use when referencing them (he, she, him, his, ze, etc.).”

As a result of this new policy, professors are now expected to call students by their personally designated pronoun, even if it has no basis in their biological sex.

[....]

Students are not only allowed to choose from one of several pre-selected pronouns — they can also write in their own designated personal pronoun. “Designated pronouns will automatically populate on all class rosters accessed through Wolverine Access. Rosters pulled from other systems will not have designated pronouns listed,” the university states.

With that, Grant Strobl, (pictured) a conservative student at the University of Michigan and chairman of the Young Americans for Freedom Board of Governors, decided to change his preferred pronoun to “His Majesty” — in an attempt to make the point that this policy has no basis in reality.

In an interview with The College Fix, Strobl said that “I have no problem with students asking to be identified a certain way, almost like someone named Richard who would like to be called Dick. It is respectful to make a reasonable effort to refer to students in the way that they prefer.”

However, he added that he does have a problem when the university institutionalizes the use of pronouns that are completely arbitrary and may possibly sanction people for referring to someone different than their preference.

Strobl continued, “So, I henceforth shall be referred to as: His Majesty, Grant Strobl. I encourage all U-M students to go onto Wolverine Access, and insert the identity of their dreams.”

That's friggin' hilarious!

[phillygirl]

That's funny.

[gary m]

I wonder if "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular and uncrowned King of Scotland" is already spoken for?

[Celeste Chalfonte]

I wish to be addressed henceforth as "Yo, Alpha Bitch." Please make a note. And get me some fuckin' coffee!

[gary m]

I wish to be addressed henceforth as "Yo, Alpha Bitch."

Most likely, you already are.

[Gingersnap]

"Her Most Royal Highness, the Great And Terrible Ginger, the First of Her Name" is my usual moniker.

[Adam]

"Her Most Royal Highness, the Great And Terrible Ginger, the First of Her Name" is my usual moniker.

Don't forget to work "cannibal" in there somewhere.

[Gingersnap]

Don't forget to work "cannibal" in there somewhere.

If figure it's just implied.

[Tom Servo]

I wonder if they allow 'dipshit'? That's about the only thing I was called as a kid.

[Frostbit]

I've always addressed Joyce as Ms. Badass Sociopath. It's worked. I'm still alive.

[Michele]

I wonder if they allow 'dipshit'? That's about the only thing I was called as a kid.

Sometimes I wish you had been my child.

[Norm dePlume]

I think their biggest mistake was in not teaching people what a pronoun is.